• San Francisco Rec & Parks are finally cracking down on the scourge* of slackliners in local parks. [UptownAlmanac]
  
• John Madden doesn't want the Warriors to leave Oakland, because of nostalgia and stuff. [CBS5]
  
• The Wall Street Journal investigates what happens when your toddler zones out with an iPad. [WSJ]
  
• A trip back in time to when Amoeba Records was just a bowling alley. [CurbedSF]
  
• For the first episode of The Gavin Newsom Show: Google VP Marissa Mayer teaches the former mayor how to fail. [Current]
  
• The boringly named Middle Drive East is Golden Gate Park shall henceforce be known as "Nancy Pelosi Drive". Congratulations, Nance. [RichmondSF]

*Note: Sarcasm.