So says this ominous looking flyer that just landed in our mailbox at SFist's Western Branch Office this week. According to the materials that we found with our $5 Bed Bath and Beyond Coupon, every weekend in May, Bible prophecy scholar and epic pessimist Mark Farrell (who unfortunately shares a name with one of our City Supervisors), will be bringing Bay Area truth seekers a "fully-illustrated series of dynamic lectures" regarding the end of days in "an easy-to-understand format." (Read: there will be a Powerpoint.)

The thrilling lecture series promises to shed some light on mysterious events like: the timeline of final events, the location of hell, and "what heaven is like" before finally revealing the actual date of the end of the world at the final lecture on May 27th.

Although we initially thought the agenda was the lineup for a Death Metal festival, we did learn that light vegetarian meals will be served. (So come hungry, we guess?) Although there's no mention of kool-aid refreshments anywhere in these materials, we're sure that was just a misprint.

The whole thing happens at the Loughborough Center on Broderick Street at California Street in Pac Heights. While it is absolutely free, donations are apparently welcome.

Previously: Harold Camping Speaks About Rapture Fail; Righteous Naysayers Rejoice
Harold Camping Updates Rapture Prediction: October 21st
Harold Camping Admits He's A Fool