- On the state of tanning and undress at Dolores Park (among straight people, natch). [UptownAlmanac]
- These people got up way earlier than you yesterday to celebrate Easter on the top of Mt. Davidson. [Chron]
- Oakland Police had more calls than they could handle on Friday night. [SFEx]
- Want to live in a 7,000-square foot Buddhist temple in the Lower Haight? Well, you're in luck. This one happens to be available to rent. [Haighteration]
- Resurrected son of Man and anthropomorphized fertility symbol spotted riding Muni light rail. [MuniDiaries]
- The revamped Burritt Tavern opens under Charlie Palmer's hotel empire. [InsideScoop]
- Baby stroller thief strikes West Portal. [SFEx]
