- After this week's crackdown on Oaksterdam University, US Attorney Melinda Haag has got to go. [EastBayExpress]
- How Mark Zuckerberg's Sister descended in to reality television (and how Tech is on the same path) [Gawker]
- Oikos University shooting suspect changed his name because he thought his old one sounded girly. [Reuters/SFEx]
- Chase Bank looks to open a branch on Valencia Street and the neighbors are already lining up in opposition. [UptownAlmanac]
- Anybody want to get drunk at a bar inside a Whole Foods? There's free WiFi. [7x7]
- Knife Crime 2012: Another day, another mid-Market stabbing. [BCN/Appeal]
- Teen steals car in Walnut Creek. Leads cops on a chase all the way to Cupertino. [KTVU]
