For immediate release: Public relations firms / publicists of the Bay Area, your SFist editor will no longer accept Facebook, Evite, Eventbrite, email, and/or engraved paper invitations*. All invites must now arrive to SFist in glorious disco ball form, like this one for June's San Francisco Symphony's Black & White Ball, preferably encased in plexiglass and somehow involving glittery confetti. Thank you.

This year's Black & White Ball, the city's massive every-other-year bash at Civic Center, will boast the likes of Paul Simon, Cyndi Lauper, Janelle Monáe, the Drifters, Brenna Whitaker and her Little Big Band, and Super Diamond. For more details and ticket information, visit SFSymphony.

* Totally kidding. Please keep sending us invites. Alas, we're suckers for an open bar.