- Eliana Lopez' anger in the Mirkarimi domestic abuse case is misdirected, says Nevius. [Chron]
- In what does not appear to be an April Fool's joke, SFPD detained a young man in Dolores Park after a "theatrical" foot chase. No one is sure why he was busted yet. [MissionLocal]
- Happy 50th Birthday King Richard — the San Francisco Zoo's Great Horned Owl! (Who is also, coincidentally, a ladybird.) [Facebook] via [BCN/Appeal]
- Delfina, known for crowding sidewalks on 18th Street, is getting a parklet at their Pac Heights location. [EaterSF]
- Missed Connection, illustrated: Looking for my biker woman - m4w - 50 [UptownAlmanac]
- Coast Guard ships rescued sailors injured during a round-the-world yacht race 400 miles off the coast of California. [SFEx]
