MUSIC: Veteran British indie rockers, The Wedding Present, will be performing their 1991 album, Seamonsters, in its entirety, along with other classic hits from their career. Also featuring Toquiwa and Zarigani $. (8 p.m., The Independent, 628 Divisadero Street)
FILM: The Bad Movie Night crew will be taking a stab at Bruce Lee's Enter The Dragon, "the closest thing he made to a good movie, and Bruce himself is awesome in it, but that doesn't keep the movie from being bad." (8 p.m., Dark Room Theater, 2263 Mission Street)
COMEDY: "Godfather of San Francisco comedy," Tony Sparks, hosts Brainwash's Thirteenth Annual April Fools Comedy Special, featuring free comedy and cupcakes, because, according to Tony, "White girls love cupcakes.” (Brainwash Cafe, 1122 Folsom Street)