Park goers enjoying Sunday's fine weather were greeted with some new restrictions from the Rec and Parks Department governing Dolores Park usage today. As sharp readers will note, they are "effective" as of today, April Fool's Day. Unfortunately for those of you who find the park to be a little too crowded, something tells us no one will be enforcing these new rules come April 2nd:
To alleviate overcrowding, please observe the following new regulation:
Hipsters with an odd number of piercings may visit Dolores Park on odd-numbered days.
Hipsters with an even number of piercings may visit on even-numbered days.
If you come with a child and something to throw, you may visit any day.
Thank you for your cooperation.