• Restaurant websites are the worst. [Inside Scoop]
• Where bad-boy designer Jean Paul Gaultier should go in S.F. [SFBG]
• Wicked's Stephen Schwartz joins the SF Gay Men's Chorus. [BAR]
• Sewer-dwelling Ninja Turtles launch radical pop-up' toast restaurant. [Uptown Almanac]
• Stern Grove as your neighbor in West Portal. [Curbed]
• Sad revelation about Oscar Wilde Day. [Tenderloin Geographic Society]