The Creators Project: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Squarepusher, and HEALTH are part of a big line-up of bands rocking Fort Mason this weekend as part of a colossal two-day art and technology festival featuring towering multimedia art installations, live music performances, film screenings, and panels.

St. Patrick's Day Parade & Festival: The rain can't dampen Irish pride — green beer will abide on Saturday, so steer clear of Civic Center if that's not your thing or you need to get somewhere fast.

Vintage Fashion Expo: The Vintage Fashion Expo returns to the Concourse Exhibition Center this weekend featuring 85 dealers of vintage clothing, accessories, and textiles and attracting "clotheshorses, fashion designers, costumers, celebs and fashion editors from all over the globe." May we suggest some festive vintage rain gear?

Daytime Realness: This daytime "tea dance," which takes place every third Sunday afternoon on El Rio's back patio sounds delightful (if it weren't supposed to rain — we know, wear that vintage rain gear to tea!), features drag performances hosted by Heklina and Hard French's DJ Carnita and some "bitchin'" chicken and waffles.

Brides of March 2012: Yeah, yeah, bar crawls/flash mobs are so over, yet they're more popular than ever. Meet up at Tunnel Top on Sunday afternoon in your soggiest tulle and smeariest lipstick.