Dolores Park weather is on the schedule today, so it's time to perfect that fake cough and groan to take the day off. (Hint: head in hands with deep inhalation is fool-proof.) The sun is expected get all springtime on your ass, with temperatures reaching into the low to mid-70s around 10 to 15 degrees above normal, according to Oakland Tribune.

San Jose, will reach a high of 75 degrees, and Oakland will probably hit 72 today Both would break records. San Francisco will hit the upper 60s. So, go take the day off.