- L'Oreal clean gel user Gavin Newsom misses being our mayor. Well, yeah, duh. Obviously. [Chron]
- Hipster Jack Russell window tosser won’t face charges. [SF Appeal]
- Clement Street neighbor protests the lack of yummy taquerias in the area. [RichmondSF]
- A shirtless crazy person (the best kind) scaled the fence at the Buddhist Temple on 17th, shutting down a whole block and putting on a show for the gawkers. [UptownAlmanac]
- Castro eatery Jake's on Market opens Wednesday, although Valentine-less Castro boys can get a bite at the soft opening tomorrow. [GrubSF]
- Michael Bauer, who probably hasn't had a hard time getting a Valentine's Day reservation in years, recommends you schmucks who didn't call ahead go dine at Great Eastern tomorrow night. [InsideScoop]
- Meanwhile, in Rohnert Park, CA: a drunk driver crashed his mom's car in to a mobile home. [KTVU]
