Niners Quarterback Alex Smith was sacked a painful 44 times before his season came to an end last Sunday, which means Smith gets the honor of being the Most Sacked Quarterback in the NFL. That's not really an award they give out at the ESPYs, but somebody needs to honor the man properly and what better way to do that than with a PR stunt to raise awareness for sexual health an unknown brand of prophylactics?

According to a press release, NüVo condoms—a company we'd never heard of, but apparently is also a marquee sponsor on the 2012 World Series of Beer Pong—will supply the deflated quarterback with some actual protection: 144 condoms to be exact. Which is supposed to last him until the 2012 season kicks off and Coach Harbaugh has a chance to whip the offensive line in to shape.

Anyway, congratulations (maybe?) to Alex Smith for continuing to keep it up, despite all the time he spent flat on his back.

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