Vice President Joe Biden, known for making delightfully dumb mistakes, was in town for a campaign event today, and — what do you know? He made a delightfully dumb mistake. In a speech today, Vice President Biden reportedly told supporters that “the Giants are on their way to the Super Bowl.” He, of course, meant "the Niners are on their way to the Super Bowl."
Could this be the moment when America realizes that our lovable Vice President apparently lacks the basic social skills to B.S. his way through simple levels of dinner party conversation? How did that even happen? Oh, Joe, you're like America's awkward uncle. You don't creep us out like that other weird uncle. We just want to shake your hand and get you another glass of vodka. You're the best, Uncle Joe.
Anyhow — In other news, Vice President Biden never did return our requests to go get cheese steaks. No big deal, we'll catch you next time, Joe!