- If you missed last night's San Francisco episode of The Layover because you're a noble soul who ditched cable, pick your favorite one-liners here, or watch a selection of the drunkest clips from the show, before you look dumb around the water cooler. [Eater, Grub Street]
- Well-known DJ Toph One is in the ICU after being struck by a hit-and-run driver. [SFBG]
- A tour of Kink.com's armory is now a thing you can buy on Groupon. Internet commenters rush to be the first to post, "Just think of how many people have been in there before you!" comments on message boards everywhere. [VioletBlue:NSFW]
- Do you want to share a room in the Sunset with an old man? The rent's a steal at only $300! [Twitter]
- There's no snow in Tahoe, but Northstar resort will still attempt to lure you there with a half pipe designed by Shaun White. [NBCBayArea]
- Trenne is the Jonathan Richman of pasta shapes. [TheAwl]
