Popular among Bay Area conspiracy-theorist junkies for years, the "Truth About John Lennon" van popped up at the Stonestown Trader Joe's parking lot today. And why not? Even the unhinged who live among us have similar cravings for peanut butter with flaxseed or Pastry Bites with Feta Cheese and Caramelized Onion.

So, what's this van about, those of you not in the know ask? LennonMurderTruth.com reveals "government codes in major magazines" on the identify of Lennon's real killer. Former presidents Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan are involved. As is horror scribe Stephen King.

Wheels within wheels, folks. Wheels within wheels.