COMEDY: You have a few days left to catch the tenth-year run of the acclaimed Santaland Diaries, Joe Mantello's stage adaptation of David Sedaris' instant Christmas classic told through the eyes of a Macy's elf who "confronts the screaming children, bossy parents, flaky elves, and apathetic Santas with hilarious results." (8 p.m., Eureka Theater, 215 Jackson Street)

CELEBRATION: Tonight is Day 2 of the free week-long Kwanzaa Celebration 2011. Tonight's event focuses on Kujichagulia (self-determination) and features a spiritual ceremony, food, live entertainment by The Village and Meadow Livingstone School dancers, and a lighting of one of the seven candles of the Kinara. (6 p.m., Hamilton Recreation Center, 1900 Geary Street)

COMEDY: All-girl sketch comedy troupe The Front Row hosts the monthly They're All Gonna Laugh At You! comedy series at Oakland's ERA Art Bar and Lounge featuring special guest Mary Van Note and a performance by Uni and Her Ukelele. (7:30 p.m. to 1 a.m. ERA Art Bar and Lounge, 19 Grand Avenue, Oakland)