- Facebook is basically swimming in cash at this point, could earn enough this year to fill Mark Zuckerberg's pool with hundred dollar bills. [Gawker]
- SRO tenants leave the Mission's Gestalt House underwater. [UptownAlmanac]
- Good news Dolores Park kiddies: the new playground will re-open in spring complete with a 30-foot-super slide that we're sure no drunk folks will ever use ever. [FoDP]
- Maven in the Lower Haight is definitely going to open Monday. Like, for sure this time. [EaterSF]
- 67-year-old woman pulled from an elevator in Belmont after it plummeted one whole floor. [CBS5]
- More delightful advice for finding an apartment in this crazy rental market. [CurbedSF]
- Ta-da! San Francisco Film permits are up this year. Still no word on the Real Housewives of San Francisco though. [WSJ]
