ART: Punk art surrealist Winston Smith presents his one-night only Annual Stu­dio Show, featuring new and clas­sic orig­i­nals for sale. Check out his gallery. There's some pretty rad stuff in there. (7 to 11 p.m., Grant's Tomb Gallery, 50A Bannam Street)

DRAG: The ever-popular The Golden Girls: The Christmas Episodes, is back with new costumes, new sets, and a new, larger venue, featuring Heklina, Cookie Dough, Matthew Martin, Pollo Del Mar, Laurie Bushman, and Manuel Caneri. The show runs through the 23rd. (8 p.m., Victoria Theater, 2961 16th Street)

STORYTELLING: Mortified Live, a night of adults sharing their most embarrassing childhood writings, media, and art, is celebrating its 6-year anniversary this weekend with a special Blowout Best of 2011 Show, featuring the funniest pieces of the year, along with two special guest house bands, and a rockstar makeover station and glam photo booth. (7 p.m., DNA Lounge, 375 Eleventh Street)