Mission Mission brings word that Martha Stewart, one of the most critical yet underrated philosophers in these our modern times, fell prey to San Francisco's sensitive cycling community over the weekend. It seems that, while shopping at Paxton Gate's Curiosities For Kids on tony Valencia Street, the (wrongfully!) convicted inside trader/domestic thinker parked her presumably gorgeous vehicle in the bike lane for a scant, very necessary five minutes.
Mission Bicycle, who wasn't having any of it, sent out the following Twitter update:
In more harmonious news, a NYT photographer stopped by the staunchly anti-Stewart bike mart to take some shots for an article to be published next week. So... all's well that ends well. Nevertheless, cue fist-shaking "linkbait!" interweb criers.
Another thing to cue? This glorious appearance by Amy Sedaris on The Martha Stewart Show.