Imagine if La Dolce Vita crashed head-on with a tweaked out Dairy Queen cashier. Viola, Dolce & Gabbana's head-scratching The One film/perfume ad, "revealing the provocative yet effortless femininity of the eternal diva." Directed by Jean-Baptiste Mondino and starring Scarlett Johansson, some of our favorite lines, OUT OF MANY, include: "Music inspires me, art inspires me... but so does the wind," "I like my lips for kissing, and for words that start with the letter 'm'," and "Um, the smell of sunshine's the best." Indeed.