So, you and/or a bunch of people you know probably bought an iPhone 4S in the last couple of days, and/or you upgraded to iOS 5, which means that by now you've heard about Siri, the voice-activated robot that Apple has created to perform tasks and answer questions like "what is the meaning of life?" Naturally, there's already a Tumblr blog devoted to "Shit Siri Says," which provides insight into what happens, for example, when you ask Siri if she likes anal sex. (Answer: She suggests you stop messing with your phone and get back to work.)
Meanwhile, the guy in the above video demonstrates more of these "Easter eggs," like all of Siri's various programmed responses to the phrase, "I'm tired." Below, this girl demonstrates that Siri is only sort of helpful if you do, in fact, pee your pants.