• 1% get into drunken screaming match in West Hollywood over utter nonsense. [Gawker]
  • Drug bust in Gilroy makes world safer. Oh wait, no, it didn't. [NBC Bay Area]
  • Yeah, your editor waited in line for a white iPhone 4S, AKA the Cabriolet of iPhones. What of it? [SF Appeal]
  • Countdown to Treasure Island Music Festival. [Bay Bridged]
  • Brat scrawls "Common Shit" on sidewalk outside Commonwealth. [The Minutes, via Mission Mission]
  • Five parental dick moves you hate... until you're a parent. [Cracked]