For those who've been looking for a chance to ask Republican Presidential Candidate and Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann some questions about her enlightening views on HPV vaccinations and race without contributing their hard-earned pennies to the Tea Party campaign, here's your chance. The Commonwealth Club has announced that Bachmann will be giving a lunch-time talk on October 20th entitled "The Revival of American Competitiveness."

For a mere $10-25, you can bring a bag lunch (we suggest a nice onion-y tuna fish sandwich) and get a glimpse of just how bleak our future looks. Better yet, grab a front row seat for $30-$45.

We probably don't need to give you pointers on what to ask the candidate, San Francisco. Just wing it.