Avowed racist and all-around liar Michele Bachmann is currently hosting a breakfast fundraiser in San Rafael this morning. Costing $1,000 plate, the fundraiser will help go to her deplorable and increasingly hysterical presidential campaign. Bachmann, along with many of her fellow Tea Party wonk celebrities, has made a name for herself over the last few months for being a hateful human being. More or less. She most recently linked the HPV vaccine to mental retardation during Monday's GOP debate.

Meanwhile, in San Francisco, Secretary of State and former First Lady Hillary Clinton will make an appearance at the Westin St. Francis today. Clinton will deliver a keynote speech about "on the inclusion of women as an economic growth strategy" at the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) Women and the Economy Summit.