Well, it's better than nothing. 7-Eleven and Krispy Kreme stores will offer free coffee today in honor of National Coffee Day. That's right, Krispy Kreme and 7-Eleven will hand out tepid brew at participating locations. To find a store nearest you, go here or here.
But. If you can spend a few more dollars for an exemplary cup of coffee, might we recommend heading to Blue Bottle, Ritual Roasters, Philz, or any number of other artisan (sorry) cafes dotting San Francisco? You can find superior coffee at those aforementioned joints. Hell, if San Francisco ever thought of getting its sad smug shit together, you could be having a mighty fine cup of joe at your local Dunkin' Donuts right now. But you can't. Because we don't have one. Bah. Bullshit.
Ahem, excuse us. We need to go grab a cup of coffee.