Is Mary Jane an outdated term? Oh well, we like saying it, at least in blog post headlines. FunCheapSF, always the first to know about such fun events as these, informs us that Medithrive, a local medical marijuana dispensary who is celebrating its second birthday today, is giving away "adult goody bags" to registered users with valid prescriptions.

Patients will receive a free top shelf sample, Jolly Lolly medicated confetti, and an edible of your choosing from either Auntie Dolores, Bliss, Cannabis Kitchen or Chocowaska with no purchase necessary.

So, if you have one of those handy cards, sign up for a membership today. Although, be forewarned that their product is pricier than other facilities.

Good times ahead!