The former Governor of California and America's favorite cyborg philanderer has a book deal with noted publishing house Simon & Schuster to release his memoirs in book form, the AP reports today. The book, due to be released in October 2012, is currently working under the only possible title for a book of Arnold's memoirs: "Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story."

Schwarzenegger's ghostwriter on this one is Peter Petre, the same fellow who tapped away at the keyboard for notable public figures like Alan Greenspan and General Norm Schwarzkopf. Simon & Schuster is already calling the book "a larger-than-life portrait of his illustrious, controversial and ever-entertaining life in and out of the public eye."

No word yet on whether the book will feature one of those glossy sections of never-before-seen photos in the middle.