• The Giants managed to pull themselves up by Madison Bumgarner's bootstraps this afternoon, sinking the Cubbies 4-0. Hey and Pablo helped out with a homer. [MLB]

• A former Cal football player has been accused of pimping. [SFEx]

• Ed Lee's advertising push might get awkward. (Becuase of how he hired an agency that previously sued the city.) [Chron]

• Lyon-Martin back from the brink. [MissionLocal]

• Some totally awesome and not at all nerdy guys with lightsabres want you to join them to recreate Star Wars' epic sword fights. [RichmondSF]

• David Chiu getting publicity lessons from a Wookie. [SFEx]

• Boogaloos in the Mission is currently closed due to "vermin infestation". [UptownAlmanac]