- Chicago hit 3 home runs off of Tim Lincecum on their way to a 7-0 shutout in AT&T Park last night. After the Houston Astros, the Cubs are currently the 2nd worst team in baseball. That's all we've got. [CBS5]
- The Department of Elections might be able to turn around the results of this Mayoral election faster than before. Which is nice, because you'll just be dying to know who won, we're sure. [SFEx]
- The road to Yosemite is now clear for driving and will be re-opening today, but the fire is still a threat. [KTVU] [Chron]
- Are Glen Park BART station's stairs more dangerous than escalators? How dangerous is changing altitude in Glen Park, exactly? [MuniDiaries]
- Meanwhile, in Stockton, CA: an angry mother assaulted a school principal because he said her kid's t-shirt with skulls on it was not appropriate attire. [CBS5]
- On quaint Lake Street in the Richmond, Bessie the Cow keeps watch. [RichmondSF]
- Sneaky Lower Haight hit-and-run driver leaves fake note on victim's car. [Haighteration]
