Disgraced former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger plans on making a return to the big screen. Sure to be as successful as Norma Desmond's Salome, his latest effort, titled, Last Stand, will be shot in New Mexico. According to Associated Press, "The movie is a modern day Western about convicts making their way to the Mexican border through New Mexico after escaping from a prison in Las Vegas, Nev." Exciting.

This will be his first talking picture since Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. Which wasn't half bad.

Maria Shriver filed for divorce from Schwarzenegger after it came to light that the noted Republican fathered a child with his housekeeper during the 1990s.