Promising to get you in and out in 60 minutes, Michelin-starred Campton Place, located in Union Square, just introduced a new 3-course, prix-fixe Power Hour Business Lunch "as a tasty, healthy alternative to the same old boring turkey-on-wheat, hold the mayo noontime sandwich at your desk," beams the press release. (Who eats mayonnaise? That's disgusting.)

At a mere $34, it's a bit of a bargain -- especially with that one star they've garnered. Besides, we're sick and tired of wealthy tech bros clogging up HRD Cafe and the food trucks at 63 Bluxome. (You have money, dudes. Go someplace else. Real people have to eat quick and get back to work, stat. Gah.)

The seasonal menu (subject to change) is as follows:

Petite:
- Organic Baby Beets, Goats Cheese Mousse and Fennel Ice
- Brentwood White Corn Velouté, Chanterelles, Butter Milk Dust and Cilantro
- String Hoppers, Shrimps, Korma Sauce and Black Mustard
Entrees:
- Slow Cooked King Salmon, Smoked Potatoes, Summer Squash and Horseradish
- Sous-Vide Poussin Roulade, Truffled Cauliflower, Nebrodini Mushrooms and Lardons
Desserts:
- Fig Leaf Panna Cotta, Strawberry Soda, Bruleed Black Mission Figs
- Passion Fruit Tart, Coconut Snow, Coffee Pebbles

For reservations, call 415-955-5555 or visit www.camptonplacesf.com.