• Tim Lincecum shook off whatever sickness had him sitting out earlier in the week to throw for six scoreless innings in Philadelphia last night. Carlos Beltran's bat didn't get ahold of anything in his debut with the Giants, but he did literally rip a hole in the outfield at Citizen's Bank Park. Giants win 4-1. [CBS5] [MLB.com]

• A rally was held for a man who says he was arrested for rallying. [BCN/Appeal]

• Another possible reason why there's no need for a circumcision ban in San Francisco: progressive Bay Area Jews don't snip anyway. [BayCitizen]

• BART still doesn't want to deal with your bikes at rush hour, not even on the last car. [Streetsblog]

• Google CEO Eric Schmidt (who is married) has a new girlfriend. She works in TV and is remarkably attractive for a 45-year-old divorced mom. [Gawker]

• Behold: The ultimate uncool driving machine. Spotted in the cool-to-be-uncool Bernal Heights, naturally. [Bernalwood]

• Residents of the Richmond: how do you feel about the blocked Petco on Geary? [RichmondSF]

• The results are in: Nobody in SoMa likes Goat Hill Pizza. [LiveSOMA]