• Last night, Barry Zito replaced Tim Lincecum to start the Giants' first meeting against the Phillies since last season. Zito let four runs get away from him in the first inning alone. Final score 7-2 Phillies, which means our bats weren't much better than Zito's arm. [CBS5] [McCoveyChron]

• At this point does anyone even remember what Bran Wilson looks like without a beard? The Internet does, of course. Here are a couple of the closer's pre-Hair Club for Men looks, including a Billy Idol look-alike contest. Good morning. [SoJLM]

• FiDi cocktail aficionados beware: Rickhouse is haunted. [SJMerc]

• A portion of the N-Judah in Cole Valley will be closed for repairs next year. Start walking to work now? [SFEx]

• Five San Francisco Post Offices, including one in the Bayview, could shutter next year. [CBS5]

• The Rec & Parks Department's "leisure services" are high-tech. Next-level, even. [RPD Blog]

• The Niners are cool with sharing a stadium with the Oakland Raiders, apparently. [KTVU]

• The Stonestown branch of the San Francisco Fire Credit Union was robbed again yesterday. It was also robbed two weeks ago - both times by women in their mid-30s who think they can just use the place as their personal ATM. [BCN/SFAppeal]

• Meanwhile in Roseville, CA: A driver's ed student hits the wrong pedal (classic mistake) and smashes a 5-foot hole in the Roseville DMV. [SacBee]

• Police in Fullerton, CA supposedly Tased and beat a "gentle", 37-year-old homeless man to death. [Gawker]

• The real reason why Google won't let you use a pseudonym on their new social network? They need your name in order to sell you stuff. [Scripting]