• Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant idea for Nat Ford’s severance package. [MrEricSir]

• From S.F. to L.A. via public transportation. [SF Weekly]

• Another take on World Naked Bike Ride, San Francisco. [Zombie]

• Major mayoral candidates costing the city millions? [SF Appeal]

• FEMA denies flood-ravaged Capitola disaster assistance money. [CBS]

• Pilot threatens sexual assault on medical marijuana crop. [East Bay Express]

• Rude readers write Michael Bauer questions about waiters. [Inside Scoop]

• Mayoral candidate/Mayor Ed Lee visits Bernal’s new mini-park. [Bernalwood]