• Perhaps as a follow up to his not-very-nice take on the Sisters' Easter party, Andrew Sullivan dismantles Gay Pride. Mostly he's just over-analyzing a street party. [DailyBeast]

• Oakland Chef Russell Moore headed to the margarita hour of the Today Show to get saucy with Hoda and Kathie Lee. Of course, the ladies ruin everything. Because they're drunk. [Grubstreet]

• The Chronicle staff reports from this afternoon's SFFD funeral services, while the Ex brings us a slideshow. [Chron] [SFEx]

• The Redistricting Commission released the first draft of the new district maps today and, as expected, San Francisco could be losing a senate seat. [SFEx]

• Julius Turman hopes the Board will nominate him the next Police Commissioner on Tuesday, but he's got a spotty attendance record. [Appeal]

• Nancy Pelosi doesn't care who Anthony Weiner shows his dick to, declines to call for his resignation. [CBS5]

• The Transit Workers Union is "almost legendary" for finding new ways to fail at their job. [NJudah]