- Saturday was Cody Ross Bobblehead Day at the ballpark. McCovey Chronicles, um... chronicles how we got to this point. Starting with, "Cody Joseph Ross was born on December 23, 1980, in New Mexico." [McCoveyChronicles]
- In Sunday's game, Ryan Vogelsong threw for eight innings until Andres Torres could break the tie for a 2-1 win over the Rockies. [CBS5]
- Adding to the rash of home invasions committed by fake utility workers: In San Jose, man posing as a Pest Control worker broke in and assaulted a 73-year-old woman. The suspect stole jewelry and fled the scene in a white cargo van. [KTVU2]
- Joe Montana still needs a headset to tell him what's going on. A Chronicle staffer spotted him and his wife at SFMOMA, "zoned into the Matisses with the headset-guided tour." [Garchik]
- Did you buy a lottery ticket in the Sunset? Why have you not claimed your $400,000 winnings yet? [BCN/Appeal]
- Noe Valley J-Church Rider ISO: their Missing Muni Boyfriend. [MuniDiaries]
- Fences up at Dolores Park. Which means no more joyful sounds of children laughing on the playground for awhile. So you're stuck listening to whatever the jerk with the too-loud boombox is playing. [MissionMission]
- The Lower Haight: now with lush, green outdoor seating that's not riddled with dog poop. [Haighteration]
- In July, California homeowners will be required to have a Carbon Monoxide detectors installed in their homes. Use this as a fun opportunity to tell your significant other they fart in bed and then head to Daly City to get lost in Home Depot for a couple hours. [CBS5