- It didn't take long for the rumor mill around Arnold and Maria to get churning. But then again, this BlindGossip item about a Hollywood power couple splitting up because of the husband's flip-flopping careers and insatiable desire for younger women could be about anyone. [BlindGossip via Gawker]
- And if the National Enquirer is to be believed (so many grains of salt!), one of America's great opportunists, Hannah Montana herself is already swooping in to save 17-year-old Patrick Schwarzenegger from getting all mopey and blaming his parents breakup on himself. [NationalEnquirer]
- In case you needed an official source to follow up on yesterday's story of a Yemeni man who went berserk on a Chicago-to-SFO flight, the air marshal on board (who apparently didn't do anything to help out?) says the man was definitely trying to ram the cockpit door open. [KTVU2]
- The Farallones are riddled with house mice! We have the fur traders of the 1800's to blame for leaving them there and now the feds are going to poison them all before they can eat anymore Ashy Storm-petrel eggs. [SFEx]
- Why hasn't the San Francisco Film Commission made us a cool map? Perhaps one available for purchase as a gift? They'd make a killing off of it, because duh: San Franciscans love maps. [Dewar]
- An enterprising New Yorker has plagiarized one of our city's famous and whimsical ice cream flavors. (The one with the booze in it.) [Sex Pigeon]
- Emilie Ridley, a South African by way of Cape Cod who owns a biodegradable dog kennel business, has stumbled upon a frightening mural in the Mission. [UptownAlmanac]
