Remember that asinine list that The Advocate came up with ranking U.S. cities based on how many lesbian music festivals they had or whatever, and thereby determining which cities are now the gayest? Well, clearly The Daily Show was with us in feeling that there is no goddamn way #1-ranked Minneapolis is gayer than San Francisco, and last night they aired a segment with Jason Jones in which he comes to S.F., gets tied up, leathered up, and spun around on a human wheel thing with a ball-gag in his mouth, all the while mock-scoffing about how S.F. is "like the Colonial Williamsburg of gay." Then he visits a painfully boring gay couple in Minneapolis to chat about their biking trails and trips to Target. Hilarious.

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