COMEDY: Shazia Mirza, award-winning British Muslim stand up comedian who "could have married a rich man and lived in a mansion with servants, bidets, and horses, but instead she chose to drive up and down the country for as little as ten pounds, staying in dirty lurid bed and breakfasts trying to make people laugh," headlines tonight's Kung Pao Kosher Comedy's 2nd Anniversary Show at El Rio, along with Kurt Bodden, Natasha Muse, Reannie Roads, and Lisa Geduldig. (8 p.m., El Rio, 3158 Mission Street)

LITERARY: Rumpus editor Stephen Elliott hosts another Rumpus event, "No Mistakes Left to Make" at the Make-Out Room, featuring authors Cheryl Strayed, Dylan Landis, Lidia Yuknavitch, and Jim Shepard, along with a performance by artist Paul Madonna and music by the Slow Motion Cowboys. Be sure to enter the porn raffle! (7 p.m., The Makeout Room, 3225 22nd Street)

FILM: According to the Red Vic, "the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter is aligned with Mars," which means its the perfect night for Hair, the "greatest hippie/ anti-war activist - inspired musical ever," if musicals and hippies are your bag, that is. (7 and 9:30 p.m., Red Vic Moviehouse, 1727 Haight Street)