Beer. It is gross. Pabst Blue Ribbon. Even nastier. Which is why we were saddened and shocked to read that a Dolores Park goer was recently robbed of his 12-pack of the blue-collar-fetishizing brew. "He was sitting in Dolores Park at 8:30 p.m. Wednesday when a 20-something male approached him, pulled out a knife and demanded a beer," Mission Local reports. "The suspect then decided he wanted more than one. He took the 12-pack and fled." No injuries were reported. We can only hope that a pal bought the victim a new 12-pack. Gross or not, stealing someone's poison is just plain cruel. [via Mission Mission]