While you binge on margaritas, Tecate, and body shots tonight, please remember a few things. For starters, do not drink and drive. Ever. AAA Northern California will offer free tows to drivers who drink too much while celebrating Mexican heritage and pride. The offer, according to SF Appeal, "is valid within 10 miles of the driver's home, is offered between 6 p.m. this evening and 6 a.m. Friday. Call 800-AAA-HELP and tell the operator you need a "tipsy tow." Or, better yet, take a free cab home.

Once again, Berg Injury Lawyers will donate free cab rides home for wasted drivers. Berg notes: "We’ll be hosting our Safe and Sober program on Thursday, May 5 from 3 p.m. to 3 a.m. Berg Injury Lawyers will cover the first $35 of rides home, and patrons are responsible for costs that exceed this amount." For the East Bay, call Veterans Cab at 800-281-4488. Rides home can be given from the East Bay to San Francisco, but not from San Francisco to the East Bay. In San Francisco, call Luxor Cab at 415-282-4141.

Furthermore, you shouldn't walk home alone while impaired. It's dangerous and you'll be an easy target/ Especially if you're a woman. Yeah, we said it. We went there. We just want you all to be safe tonight.