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• Geeks get peeved when you say "dark rum" when you actually mean "aged rum." The nerve. [Fine Cooking, via Alcademics]

• Shockingly, the biggest dicks in the U.S. are not in Los Angeles. [LAist]

• Fred Astaire is looking for Ginger Rogers who lives at 610 Hyde Street, in the Tenderloin. [Blouz]

• Check out this week's episode of Necessary Conversation. [NesCon]

• La Lengua is almost official! [Burrito Justice]

• These are the fanciest doors we've seen in the Tenderloin lately. [Tender Blog]

• SXSW: recovery, relapse, lust -- oh my! [Bay Bridged]

• Prime and pedigree co-op available for small sum of $5,950,000. [Curbed]