COMEDY: Fans are stoked to see Jason Mewes & Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob) live and in-person, getting old in front of their very eyes, sans trench coats and hair extensions. "Every saga gets middle-aged."

8 p.m. // The Warfield (982 Market Street) // $42.50-59.50

SPORTS: See some ass-kicking tonight at The American Roller Skating Derby League's The San Francisco Bay Bombers versus The Brooklyn Red Devils event, taking place for one night only.

7 p.m. // Kezar Stadium (670 Kezar Drive) // $10-20

LITERARY: As a resident, SFist can attest that some great stuff is happening in the Tenderloin these days. One such happening is The Tenderloin Reading Series, which is celebrating its two-year anniversary. Host Jonathan Hirsch presents an impressive line-up of writers who will share their poems, performances, fiction, and creative non-fiction on or about San Francisco’s infamous Tenderloin district.

7:30 to 10 p.m. // Koko Cocktails (1060 Geary Street) // free