Responding to the harrowing news that Guy Fieri's yellow Lamborghini was stolen from a Van Ness showroom, DJTennessee revealed the following:

The thief will have no harder a time than with any stolen car. According to my former coke and meth dealer, moving any hot car -- even a crappy one -- requires inside contacts at the DMV, preferably in a different state.Once you have bribe the right bureaucrat, they can falsify registration for you pretty easily. No one sells stolen cars via classifieds or used car lots anymore. This was a clever and motivated thief, and he or she richly deserves their significant payoff.

So, kudos to you, car thief?