The Examiner has more details about Britney Spears' Castro concert for Good Morning America. "The 400 and 500 blocks of Castro Street between Market and 19th streets will be closed starting just before midnight on March 26 until about 4 or 5 p.m. on March 27, said [Scott] Wiener, whose district includes the Castro neighborhood. The actual one-hour performance is slated to begin at noon. The piece is set to air on GMA the following Tuesday, March 29."

The 24 and 33 lines will be rerouted. The F line might also be affected by Spears' monstrous presence. ABC, by the way, will be paying for crowd control and cleanup.

Looking to reclaim her position as the world's top blond pop star, Britney's move in the Castro will, hopefully, get the attention of her gay fans. "It’s a calculated move on Britney’s part to come down and sort of 'reclaim my gays,' " said Heklina, noted Trannyshack founder.

Although only a select few will be allowed to see the show live - fingers crossed! - themed club nights and rooftop parties will help cheer Britney's return to the spotlight.