Two things we sometimes forget exist will be coming to the Castro next month to bring San Francisco - nay - the entire country "a morning to remember." According to the Examiner, famous trainwreck Britney Spears will perform in front of the historic Castro Theater on March 29th for a very special Good Morning America on the day her new album Femme Fatale is released.

The former mouseketeer also recorded a video message to fans, telling them about the performance, but it has already been removed by Disney. (UPDATE: Watch Britney's recorded video below.) Anyway, we hope she sticks around for a Sing Along screening of The Little Mermaid later.