Larry Mazzola Sr., leader of plumbers' union UA Local 38, has called for a boycott of former San Francisco politician Chris Daly's new bar, Buck Tavern. Why? Who knows. Some pointless shit that happened eons ago, presumably. In a lengthy article about the penis measuring contest, the Examiner reports: "Mazzola describes Daly as a longtime enemy of Local 38 and the Building Trades Council, and he said it would 'take endless pages' to tell of 'all of the problems our union has had with Daly.' "

OK then.

What does Daly have to say about this latest brouhaha? Let's see: "Larry Mazzola hates San Francisco," Daly explains to SF Appeal. "There's no other explanation. He's against San Franciscans having jobs, he's against San Franciscans patronizing a local business."

For his part, the former S.F. Supervisor has promised "free Happy Hour pool for any rank and file Local 38 member that wants to challenge their union's leadership."