Queue the glittery, huddled masses: KOFY Dance Party wants you! This season's theme: the 80's. Become a public access television star and put on your best 80's garb (be you a Bowie-type or a Heathers-girl) and get to one of their three, no cover filming sessions this Saturday, Febuary 5th. Worried people won't see your television debut? Don't worry: expert sources agree KOFY Dance Party is "The Best Show Ever." Filmed at a leisurely 11:45am under the cascading sunrise of fluorescent lights, you only have yourself to thank. And get there early. There's a line.

Where words fail, video suffices.

(by Renée Grelecki)