"Resident opened her front door electronically thinking that the person who rang the doorbell was her roommate. Ten minutes later she found an intruder, a 31-year-old SF woman, sitting cross-legged as she meditated on the kitchen floor." An officer "escorted the trespasser from the premises." - from a Park Station police report posted in Haight-Ashbury resident, Sit/Lie eye-roller and Chronicle-staffer Leah Garchik's grab-bag of quotes today. [Chronicle]